Why ancient Greek/Roman Sculptures all have small penises?

Publish date: 2024-06-08

Why do they shrink? Just curious?

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by Anonymousreply 18April 20, 2019 3:15 PM

It was the aesthetic preference. Big penises were for the stupid, dumb, unenlightened Barbarians.

by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2019 8:33 AM

The correct plural for penises is peni.

by Anonymousreply 2April 20, 2019 8:36 AM

Not all of them. But this link answers your question.

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by Anonymousreply 3April 20, 2019 8:41 AM

"Big penises were for the stupid, dumb, unenlightened Barbarians. "

I'm sure a Barbarian could have a hell of a good time, in an ancient Athenian bathhouse.

by Anonymousreply 4April 20, 2019 9:09 AM

I have never enjoyed the large ones. Small cock rocks.

by Anonymousreply 5April 20, 2019 9:20 AM

A large penis is always welcome.

by Anonymousreply 6April 20, 2019 11:21 AM

Barbarian penis may be vulgar, but a lady sometimes has particular needs.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 20, 2019 11:49 AM

I just came back from vacationing in Italy. Some of the statues gave me a hard-on. Wouldn't mind being between Harmodius and Aristogeiton.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 20, 2019 12:28 PM

Harmodius and Aristogeiton sculptured backsides.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 20, 2019 12:30 PM

Third Reich "neo-classical" sculpture also portrayed small penises. (Big schlongs were "non-Aryan.")

by Anonymousreply 10April 20, 2019 1:14 PM

R10 they still are.

Despite the widespread DL belief that all Germans have huge wangers there are many more small than large.

by Anonymousreply 12April 20, 2019 2:06 PM

I was surprised that Michelangelo’s David has such a small penis. But his balls are huge

by Anonymousreply 16April 20, 2019 2:36 PM

I don't get why everything needs to be huge now, big dicks and balls, enormous butts and muscles, massive titts. The classic standard of beauty is more elegant.

by Anonymousreply 17April 20, 2019 3:03 PM

cocks have gotten bigger over time. we require bigger and bigger cocks to fill out ever expanding orifices.

by Anonymousreply 18April 20, 2019 3:15 PM

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